Thanks A Lot by Brandon Taper

I am thankful for…
- One-star Amazon reviews
- Martin Scorsese’s eyebrows
- The expression “walking around money”
- Harold and Maude
- Eye-rolling
- Florynce Kennedy’s fashion
- Cornish game hens (because you look like a giant when eating one)
- The typeface Wingdings
- Crème brûlée
- Sister Rosetta Tharpe’s voice
- Accidentally hanging up on someone
- The smell of old books
- The smell of new books
- Basura, the Spanish word for “garbage”
- Pomme de terre (“earth apple”), the French word for potato
- Shirley Temples
- Pretending the floor is made of lava
- Randy Newman songs
- Marcel Proust’s mustache
- Victorian bathing machines
- Most library patrons
- When you smile